1. You're about 31 times more likely to die on a motorcycle than in a passenger car. More here.
2. 'Changing the air filters real quick' on your Intruder is not going to happen, at least according to the Clymer manual, which lists step one as "Remove the gas tank as directed in Chapter 10".
3. If ya'll could please burn more fossil fuel sos we can get this global warming thing jumpstarted sos i can get riding again, that'd be great.